Apparently Ubermilf has been offered a fulltime spot on The View. She has sent me these questions for me to answer. How it works:
1.If you'd like me to ask you five questions leave a comment below saying "Interview me." "Blow me" or "Eat me" ARE acceptable substitutes.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different. I'll post the questions in the comments section of this post.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Here they are:
1. Did anyone ever rent a video that made you cringe inside? Why? Because it was nasty porn, or a really bad movie?
My store doesn't actually have porn, but terrible film choices make me cringe regularly, usually on the outside too. I'm really such a snob about movies that I think most of them are awful.
2. Did anyone ever break your heart? If so, relive your pain for us now, please.
I'm happy to say my heart is still intact.
3. What music did you listen to in your youth that you are now ashamed of?
I remember listening to Dance Mix '95 on repeat. Dance Mix '96 too. Although I'd have to say I'm still in my youth so maybe I'll be ashamed of the crap I listen to now, later.
4. If you had to live in anyone's basement for the rest of your life, whose would it be?
Well I certainly don't intend on living in my parent's basement for the rest of my life if that is what you are suggesting. I think I'd like to live in Mick Jagger's basement, but he isn't going to live much longer. Oh well. I guess the basement will still be there.
5. Which Canadian would you rather kiss on the lips: Neil Young, or Howie Mandel?
Considering that I think that Neil Young is super-cool and that I don't recognize Howie Mandel's Canadian Citizenship, Neil Young.
Keep on Trangling,
Anthony
P.S. I've gotten my class problems sorted out (mostly). The secret was trying courses that appeared to be full but apparently weren't at the main campus. Now I'm in three courses and only have to be in Toronto 2 days a week (and no mornings, thank God). I dropped the French and useless Philosophy and picked up Canadian Writers in Person (sounds promising) and the even more usless, but much more fun Rock and Popular Music.
20 comments:
i love useless philosophy classes.
moral questions and social policies at glendon was my fave. i got a b- and i never really figured out what it was about.
that prof was just a youngin' tho- so he bought all of my excuses.
Thank you for letting me boss you around. I find that very attractive in a man.
Philosophy makes me sleep, and not in the good way.
I find an assertive woman attractive.
I am a movie snob too, but I can't STAND when I go to the music store and get judged by trashy teen girls.
Like I will get something 'cool' and she will all smile then I have something lame and she looks like she is smelling an onion.
Did Underhill just call Anthony a 'trashy teen girl'? 'Cause that would be pretty funny.
Anthony - Now that the NHLPA and the NHL have reached an accord on the CBA, you can catch some Leafs games when you're in Toronto. Tie Domi is an ass clown.
As far as useless classes are concerned, my sister once had a class at her former university called "Sci-Fi TV". All they did was watch reruns of Outer Limits, Star Trek and other sci-fi shows. Jesus Christ, I wish I could major in TV. I could then say to myself "finally I'm good at something".
I hated my philosophy professor.
I'm just sayin...
I took a jazz class that I thought would be cool but it was highly disappointing.
Hope that isn't the case for your Rock and Roll class.
-LMK
how could you guys not mention the fact that he works in a video store that doesnt have porn? nick and underhill, i am highly disappointed in you, and as for you anthony...how could you do it?
I'm a trashy teen girl?
Nick, I think he did call me a trashy teen girl... Also, even if I cared enough about NHL to go see a game (although far more exciting than baseball) Leafs tickets are like a billion dollars each.
Brooke, I took a phil. class last year, it was not only highly boring, but incredibly easy. I went to about 5 classes and got a B+.
LMK, a friend of mine took the course last year and she loved it so, I think I'm safe.
Red, If it was up to me, we'd only have porn. Sadly I have no say in the matter.
Tell us a new story. Tell us about ... um ... your favorite pair of shoes? The worst thing you've ever put in your mouth? The places you've woken up after passing out drunk?
we have this place down here called broadway books. all porn, all the time. i have been there many many times. i has become very gross over the last ten years(new owners) , so if we opened our own porn shop, i would make sure it was "anally" clean at all times, so people could feel comfortable "shopping" there.
p.s. they also sell fetish shoes.
Part of the new CBA is the lowering of ticket prices. Clubs are now contractually bound to have cheaper tickets.
Also they have a salary cap now, so the talent will spread evenly through the league. I'm tired of the same teams making to the play-offs every year.
They also changed to two-line passing rule and decreased the size of the goal-tenders pads. This will increase scoring and break aways will occur more frequesntly.
Look for a faster, higher scoring (and don't forget cheaper) NHL next season!
I'm so excited I could pee!
Nick, are you sure you aren't Canadian?
by the way, Antonio, somehow today you wound up:
a) being kept in my closet as a spare in case Uberdilf wears out;
b) being sent to service LilRed Drama Queen until I need you back.
She promises not to break anything.
uh, i dont think i promised that, but i did promise to play, sing and act out crash for him. also dia said you might need some help with your bedroom, i would do that in exchange for a backrub(well depending on how dirty it is i might require a full body)
oh, and i will kick your ass in movie trivia anyday of the week
p.s. nick, you just made me really really excited with all of your hockey talk...just so you know.
Ubie I just caught up with all that over at your place. Sorry about the c-talk you too.
will you frickin right something new? maybe your recently found instructions on cuninlingus...ya im pretty sure i didnt spell that correctly.
You people are so pushy.
duh!
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