Every fifteen minutes I've gotten up off my duff and made the long trip to the front door. Every fifteen minutes my heart has been crushed by disappointment.
WHEN, OH WHEN, WILL THE MAIL GET HERE?!
The thing about working weekends is that you get your days off during the week... it's never very exciting, except when I expect something fun in the mail and it just so happens that I made some online purchases Sunday night. They should be here today, given my proximity to the centre of the Universe (Toronto).
Every time I hear any noise outside I get instantly excited and make the mad dash to the mailbox. It is starting to put a strain on my heart and mental stability. I feel I am beginning to lose my mind.
THE NEIGHBOUR'S DOG IS BARKING!
Gotta run!
Keep on tranglin,
Anthony
21 comments:
What is it? What did you order? Tell us, tell us! If you tell us, I will let you ask me an embarrassing question (ONE!) and I promise to answer truthfully.
I ordered the complete set of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, as well as some heavily discounted books of British History I was going to give to my father but may just keep for myself now.
geez, i thought it was something cool like sex toys or star trek memorabilia
Always with the sex.
I can't decide which is more dorky - what you ordered, or -rushing to the mailbox in anticipation of what you ordered.
Yay for dorks!
I get beyond excited when the mail comes, especially when I'm expecting a cool package...
I have a complete print of hitchikers, that all in one book, kick ass...
nick, quit picking on me. i have to tALK about sex because thats all you moronic guys think about (not you anthony, that was specifically aimed at nick)
lilred, can you finish that logic? cause it's a little lost on me...
So what question are you going to ask Ubermilf?
Can I borrow them after your done and I'm done school? Well, assuming you're done them by next summer... maybe in exchange I will have your scarf done... maybe...
excellent choice of online purchasing.
Oh my God, Antonio -- you better read THIS
before it's too late!
Ubie, that aritcle is 8 years old. That's pretty darn retro right there. In internet terms that's down-right mesozoic.
Burn Dude! Plus he dropped the M bomb on you.
Congratulations, dumb boys --
You accidentally got the joke.
If you look at the other stories in the issue, you would realize (on purpose this time) that the dates were all screwed up.
Dorks. Double Dorks.
You didn't tell me to read the whole issue, now did you?
How do yo even find an eight year old article in the stupid ass onion about a topic that is semi relevant? Did you spend like an hour and a half trying to find just the right thing?
Some cute guy who likes pie told me that Photoshop Movie Math is going on over at Nick's Place. He's so dreamy.
nick, your freakin retarded.
have you ever read the onion? they put old articles in there all the time. you have to pay attention..geez!
You messed up the contraction you're, well done.
Okay, young man! You get back to this blog and post RIGHT NOW. THIS INSTANT! Don't you roll those eyes at me... now GO!
Write a compare-and-contrast piece between the horror movies of Universal's glory days versus the horror movies of the 21st century, which were more effective at scaring their respective audiences, and why.
Or, just some random crap that's happened to you. Whatever.
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