1) Walked on the street to avoid the wrath of a forgotten lawn sprinkler.
2) Stared at the moon cause it was so big and bright tonight.
3) Watched in horror as a cat was nearly run over.
4) Comforted a cat that was nearly run over by petting it and scratching it behind the ears.
5) Was approached by a gaggle of young (16ish years old) girls on E, who asked me for anything "smokeable."
6) Was invited to a party by a gaggle of young girls.
7) Rejected an invitation.
8) Let a young girl listen to my music, only to have my Simon and Garfunkle made fun of.
9) Was forced to listen to a gaggle of young girls as they talked about rap and attempted to phone someone to get cigarettes.
10) Woke my father up by singing along to the Taylor/Simon song Mockingbird while walking up the driveway.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
18 comments:
love the Simon.
Love the 16 year old girls (as long as they don't talk)
love the word smokeable.
1teenth you muthas!
I forgot to make smokeable a quote. I'm going to pull a Nick and pretend it never happened.
you seem to be hot stuff among the 16-year-olds! Way to go Anthony! Keep up those wholesome good looks!!
*3 thumbs up*
I have never, ever been attractive to 16 year olds. I only recently began to level with the age at which women find me attractive.
ALL women find Antonio attractive.
*kiss*
which s+g tune was it?
Dianna- Forbidden Fruit. Five Stars Up.
Owl- I's not as useful a power as one may think.
Ubie- I love when Nick's around. You make me feel like a na-tur-al Ma-an.
Trustie... trustee?- I told them it was my cousin's band. Not much of a retort, but they did believe me.I think I was off my game cause I was exhausted and a bit drunk. Plus they were girls.
Dia- Bookends. She skipped ahead past such hits as America, Old Friends, Mrs. Robinson and a Hazy Shade of Winter before giving me the head phones back.
I forgot to mention that I'm allergic to cats, and I consider my acts a good deed. I did it for the Karma. Plus it was a nice cat.
I like how you used all three buttons. Now there are five links to my website on your blog, not counting any that may reside in the actual posts themselves.
pussy, 16 year old girls and simon and garfunkel.. ill walk you home from the bar next time and do all those things for your so ..crap, i forgot what i was going to say....
You were telling us, in great detail, what things you would do for AP.
hmm, well if he's a nice guy i would pretty much do anything..ive had enough assholes for one day.
What part of "great detail" are you having trouble grasping?
i would pull him into the bushes and give him "special kisses" "down there"
specific enough for you?
Can you expand on the special kisses portion of your intendment?
you have obviously never had special kisses nick or you would know what they are...
on the way home from the bar i ....was thinking about the new post i was going to write but the 16 year olds touching my winky distracted me...
seriously anthony, why are you not posting something new?
am i the only one mad about this? its been a week for cripes sake.
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