oh, god, why?!

The womens, they keeps me awake. I be tryin' to sleeps, but they all keep on an rubbin' mah back and stuff. Oh God, what I'd give to fall into a deep sleep. So tired. So very tired.

Muwhuuuuhhhguhhun.

Et tout.

guhhhhh.

Keeeeeeeep oooon Traaaaaangliiiiin,

Aaaaaanthooony.

11 comments:

Fucking Bingo said...

Aw, you like it, because you're typing for me, so obviously it's true. You need more to drink, and you need to stay awake. I'll watch birth.

Fella said...

I kept trying to figure out why you weren't online, amusing me like a clown or a monkey or a monkey clown and now I know.

Sleep is like wide ruled notebook paper. Unneccesary and for losers.

Tao said...

Sounds pretty good to me chummy!

Ubermilf said...

I think you should be scrubbed with a loofah

Spirit Of Owl said...

Sleep is like wide ruled notebook paper. That's poetry that is.

Anonymous said...

Was this before or after the massage/scratch-my-back fest?
Because if it was after, that was likely why I missed it.
Because I was passed out... from intense scratches and alchohol consumption.

mmmmmm champagne and back scratches.
my night has been made.

Fucking Bingo said...

will I be getting a new number in accordance with how much you enjoyed the massage?

brrrr! it's Tuley Pereiras outside! That's real cold.

Anonymous said...

I vote that I move up due to my incredibly amusing reactions.
Nadia can attest to this.

diadima said...

is this 'womens' reference regarding some female action on your part?

if so- serious props are in order.

Calzone said...

fag

Scarlet Hip said...

Anthony! Are you getting laid?