Oh God.

Some people's lives are an embarrassment of riches. Mine is just rich with embarrassment. I think I'm going to stop drinking. Damn I suck.

Keep on Tranglin,

Anthony

8 comments:

Fucking Bingo said...

NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T STOP DRINKING!! THAT WILL MAKE THE WORLD SAD!!!

Besides, I like drunken conversations. And right now it's all about me.

Will you drink for a cookie?

Knitty Kitty said...

if i got paid for everytime I made an ass of myself or got embarassed I would be buying my own island right now.

Anonymous said...

i offer you my room as a safe house.

ps, don't fret.

Fella said...

What they said.

nikki said...

Give it a few more years. It'll take care of itself.

Loz said...

you mentioned me and i wasn't here. me, me, me. me me! for you information though, i wasn't sleeping i was making wild, passionate, sloppy love to johnny depp. i said i'd call him, but i won't.
don't think of them as embarassments, think of them as blog topics. happy new year, sunshine.

p.s - i'm smiling and giving you a vegemite sandwich. i come from a land down under!

unfrozen guy: "well i wanted to meet william shakespeare and i thought time was cyclical."
fry: "nope. straight line."

long comments are the best ones.

Spirit Of Owl said...

Ah ptooey. Blush, recover, move on.

(Course that doesn't work. It's more like blush, die, hide, get depressed, talk to a few mates on the phone to gauge the waters, dodge a few people for a while, hope that things blow over, start getting more or less back into shape, then go get extremely embarrasingly humiliatingly pissed again....)

Hope you had a good Christmas, and have a Happy New Year!

Ubermilf said...

I love you Anthony.

Even I, the Ubermilf, have made a drunken fool of myself.

So, despite everything, you can still make someone a good wife some day.