Remember last week (scroll down past the pictures) when my class was cancelled? It happened again. This time the professor had a quasi-excuse. Apparently there was a power-outage in the late morning/early afternoon. So he cancelled the class. Again. Here's the running Tally:
Classes Held: 2
Classes Cancelled: 3
The note on the door told me to go to the course website for more information- I had checked it before I left home at 12:15- but when I checked it there was still nothing there. I think my professor may actually have gone on vacation. Perhaps I am enrolled in a class that doesn't truly exist. Perhaps I shall write a sarcastic email to some important type person at this University about how I think I may have enrolled in a class that is really some sort of fraudulent professorial-vacation-getting scheme.
As is painfully clear by the fact that I am using a computer here on campus to type this, the power is back on, and has been on since at least 30 minutes before my class began, when I got here. A quick look around the halls proves that not all classes were cancelled. The only class that seems to have been cancelled is mine. Maybe the professor thought that Glendon was on some sort of third world power grid the likes of which might be found in Haiti or Rwanda where a power outage when one occurs lasts no less than three months. Aside from the hyperbolically named "2003 North American blackout," I've never experienced a power outage that lasted more than an hour or two. Let's just say that when he gets around to actually having a class, I'll be Ricky, and he'll be Lucy, and he's going to have some splainin' to do.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
66 comments:
sorry for the randomly awkward call, I'm so out of the loop today.
Sidenote: what's with the music thing? I like it.
another sidenote: hehehe, ur profile views says 1337.
wow, that was incredibly nerdy of me.
I saw that too, and was simlarly amazed, partially that it said 1337, partially that it still said it for me even though it was a counter, and partially that my profile had that many views.
im not surprised that you have that many... a lot of people read your blog. Although, not all of them comment.
And some of us just comment without reading.
the 1337 thing is pretty funny.
Gorgs, are you saying you loath me with a firey passion and love york university?
I guess the time is still faster here...
Gorgonzola is good melted on pasta.
Albertish?
that chicago song made me cry. is it supposed to do that?
the music that you put on here reminds me of that night in your apartment
I dont like thinking about that shit
herpes
black (or is it red), it is a fairly melancholy song, but I didn't really mean to make anyone cry.
Calzone, you must be thinking of some other guy. I live in a house.
Nadia, syphilis.
Gorgie, no, I wouldn't prefer Albertan, you bitch.
I blame you for both.
cancelled lectures are lame.
the 2003 blackout was the most fun I've had with a band in a suburban backyard ever!
sidenote
you're leaving us in suspense! what's the sidenote?
Anthony is Albertan.
my god it's early.
yeah, it is. Why are you awake? You should be tucked away in your bed, dreaming of what great thing will come to RvB.
I should be, but those bastards I work for actually expect me to show up when I'm supposed to. What nerve they have, no?
it's food-nap time.
chupathingy, how 'bout that?
sidenote to nick: i randomly came across your profile on rooster teeth, i was thoroughly pleased.
I so love that you know what RvB is. I don't troll the forums there very much, which is why my Karma is only 11, I keep waiting to get first post on a new Ep so I can get flamed to death. It has been my dream for some time now to have the lowest score ever.
"All my life I've had girls tell me 'Not if you were the last man on Earth', well that may be true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a sweet-ass pimped out ride, bitch."
that is one of the best quotes! aside from "im thinking of kittens... with spikes in them... and they are very angry"
My name is Michael J. Caboose... and I hate babies!
we could quote this baby all the way to 60!
Damn right.
-we traded the crock pot for a mystery box.
=what's in the box
-100 jars of mayonaise
"I could blow up the whole God damn world with this thing."
I wonder what jeeps ever did to those guys?
"Attention Reds! The Great Caboose demands an audience with you, so listen up you blow jobbing cocksuckers!"
"first of all that was rude, and second... I am not a cockbite. I'm not."
"You're Church, knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy."
"Shove it dick sniffer!"
"Arr.. I got a southern accent."
"Oh please, that fudge finger couldn't hit me... no wait... I'm gonna die."
"Oh, fuck berries"
"You broke my voice filter, you cock biting fuck tards"
"Lopez, get inside Sheila and do your business."
"Normally I would just shoot you guys and steal your girlsfriends, but today is different."
"It sounds like the feral cry of a retarded Mexican sasquatch."
"From now on, if anyone makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me."
"Awww, that's sweet."
"Shut up, bitch."
I think I'm mostly entertaing myself.
That wasn't a quote. It was an observation.
-now grif I'll be needing some things from my medicine chest for this operation: 2 quarts of vodka
=check
-8 pounds of vasaline, condensed
=check
-an old tire iron, preferably metric
=ya know, i might have left that in the bathroom
-the latest issue of "easy bake oven for kids monthly"
=i'll have to check
-check? u mean we have it?
=check
-what?
=oh no not check, i mean I'll have to check
-c'mon boy make sense, i ain't got all day, i've gotta gut this fish
oh no, im entertained as well.
-did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
-actually, i think he just called her a slut
*firing main cannon*
"SON OF A BITCH!"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
*firing main cannon*
"16 Days!? That's almost two weeks!"
"This doesn't seem phycically possible!"
"that guy Tex is really a robot... and your his boyfriend... so that makes you... a gay robot."
sidenote: caboose quotes are just so damn useful in everyday life!
"Are you some kind of Angel?"
"Heh heh, am I an Angel? Uh, yeah, actually I am. I'm an Angel, uh, do you want to go to Heaven, cause it's like ten bucks to get in."
"Well, I didn't really bring any... My wallets back in the car."
"Yeah, you don't have it there huh? Well, uh, that's too bad. Pretty crappy reason to be damned to hell for eternity."
sidenote: I agree. We use them a lot.
"Don't. Ever. Be. Alone."
-What other mythical creatures do you want to call it? Hey, Simmons, what's the name of that Mexican Lizard?
=Uh, the chupacabra, sir.
-Yeah Grif, how 'bout that? The chupathingy?
i know i said that one already, but u really need simons in there to complete it
nice... we surpassed the 60 mark... anthony will be proud... or very angry
"I'm a pacifist."
"You're a thing that babies suck on?"
I bet he's indifferent.
"That's okay, I have a really bad memory, WOW look a beach!"
I could do this forever. Except I'm really tired, you know, since I've been up for 20 hours.
you're right, he will be indifferent, anthony lacks emotion. and yeah, you should sleep.
as for me, time to finish a project that due tomorrow. I am a master at procrastination!
I bow to your procrastinatorial prowess.
'night.
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