Notes From the Toilet; Volume 1

I purchased a notebook, a laptop as some say, yesterday so for the first time in my life I am able to excrete waste from my body whilst simultaneously writing a blog post. Yeah, I know, as Nick might say, "gorss."

Gorss as it may be I also think it is funny, even if it is literally toilet humour, and since this is my blog and not yours I'm doing it, at least so long as the advertisers don't pull out and the network doesn't threaten to cancel Tranglin. Sure there is the possibility I may just be lying about the whole thing, there really is no way to prove that I am even using the notebook let alone while on the toilet, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

I think in the future I'll save my most philosophical thoughts for Notes from the Toilet. Oh, and Hollywood Gossip. Tim's old beer fridge is a Gibson, it wanted me to tell you "Jews are responsible for all freezer burn in the world." Fucking anti-semitic refrigerators.


Here is a picture of me giving Tim a shot-gun abortion with an old-timey toy pistol:

Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony