It came to me as I was trying to fall asleep:
Anthony, you must create a meme. A meme that will circle the Earth endlessly. A meme that will make people wonder "What idiot thought this up?"
I've done it. Here it is in all it's glory.
What is the best part about not being French? (If you are French, what is the best part about not being German?)
I'd have to say the best part about not being French is that I don't have to deal with those pesky Germans.
If Lou Reed called you an "uglybutt" how would you respond?
I'd thank him profusely. PROFUSELY.
Which Canadian Conservative is funnier looking, the squirrel-headed Stephen Harper, or the muppet-faced Peter McKay?
Definitely Peter McKay. Stephen Harper is more "Hide the Children" creepy than funny.
Have you ever been called a communist or a nazi?
Yes. Both. By the same person, even.
Have you ever watched The Antiques Roadshow?
No... never... why would do you ask?
Create an original three step plan to solve the impending oil crisis.
1) Stop using more oil than we find
2) Free BJs for everyone
3) Everyone in the world gives me a dollar.
There you have it. If you read it you are now required to participate in the meme and stuff.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
24 comments:
i'm trying to avoid homework and your blog presents such a nive oppotunity.
best part about not being German - the thick accent when i try to speak english
If Lou Reed called me an "uglybutt" i'd die happy, knowing i had reached my life's pinnicle
seeing as i have a bit of a crush on Peter MacKay, id say stephen harper is funnier looking. but yes, he is a bit creepy.
communist - yes
nazi - not yet, but theres always time
i sadly have watched the antiques road show. it made me very depressed. but i did enjoy when people thought their stuff was worth a lot and it turned out to be worth nothing.
three steps to solve the impending oil crisis...
1) start using hybrid cars
2) start using electric cars
3) stop using cars
so there it is. thanks for helping me procrastinate.
I am lame. Therefore I answer questionnaires, as if RISING TO THE CHALLENGE.
What is the best part about not being French? (If you are French, what is the best part about not being German?)
Not having to deal with people being attracted to me because of my sexy accent.
If Lou Reed called you an "uglybutt" how would you respond?
I'd kill myself. Because I'd no longer have any reason to live.
Which Canadian Conservative is funnier looking, the squirrel-headed Stephen Harper, or the muppet-faced Peter McKay?
I'd answer this honestly if I had any idea what either of them looked like... in that I lack a television to display this information. *quick google image search*. Definately Harper. Ick.
Have you ever been called a communist or a nazi?
My final essay in world issues class, titled 'How to Whip the World into Shape for Maximum Economic Efficiency' was returned with the following comment:
'Crazy fucking commie pinko bitch. Don't ever take my classes again.'
Does that count?
Have you ever watched The Antiques Roadshow?
Only to ascertain approximate values of my various family heirlooms. Never just because.
Create an original three step plan to solve the impending oil crisis.
1) Recycle!
2) Stop buying crap wrapped in plastic.
3) Distribute pot. Who wants to drive high?
1) The best part about not being French is that no one has a prevconceived idea of how sexy and/or good in bed I must be.
2) If Lou Reed called me an uglybutt I'm spike his coffee with a hideously strong laxative and steal his toilet paper.
3) Peter McKay vs. Stephen Harper - tried to Google Images them and couldn't find them. I'm going against the popular vote and saying McKay is a freak. A superfreak.
4) Why? Have you HEARD someone call me a communist or a nazi? You can tell me who it was, I won't say anything to them. I just want to know.
5) I like Antiques Roadshow - particularly when they find out they did something terrible to the priceless antique while cleaning it, or let their 2 year old kid chew on it and now it's worthless.
6) Oil crisis?
1) Put George Bush entirely in charge of the world supply.
2) Make oil so expensive that no one can possibly buy it, hence making it a non-issue.
3) Disregard 1 & 2. I don't understand the topic.
I'm going to post it on my blog like one is supposed to do with a meme. That way we don't have to scroll through 2,000 meters of comment section. The first two of you are exempt from this as you do not have blogs. Loz, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Also, I really wish you would have put that thing about reading the meme acting as a commitment to doing it. I never would have read it then.
i AM ashamed of myself.
should i be so ashamed of myself that i should post it on my blog? is that what you're saying?
maybe i'll just salute anthony by grabbing my crotch and be done with it.
Nick, Nadia and Rebecca are my new friends from school, and the actually DO have blogs, but on LiveJournal, so not much is expected in that case either.
Loz- Your pennance should be reposting that on your blog. We've gotta get this baby spreading like Avian Flu.
I will be happy to do this meme on my blog as soon as I google all those Canadian guys.
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You're welcome.
Cumswallower.
Dearest cumswallower,
I have completed your meme.
Kiss my ass.
nazi bastard!
f you and your meme!
crap i didnt read the comments first cumswallower whore
Whats so bad about being a cumswallower?
You guys are puritans.
who said it was bad?
I hate when you get the last word...
nick, your picture still freaks me out and i dont want to talk to you..
it looks like a prison mugshot and you look really sexually frustrated...
give in nick, pick up the soap!
I got one of those too!
And you will regret all that acid.
I almost had you, you bastard! I hope your penis falls off.
Cumswallower - I did your meme.
lilred - "give in nick, pick up the soap!" Brilliant!!!
I did the meme but forgot I'd saved it as a draft. So now it's up.
I do what I'm told, dammit!
I'm on to your little "game".
Did you get your package?
Anthony
He's so pretty
Anthony
He's so nice
Anthony
He's my boy toy
Cuz he can be bought for any price!
A mini song for you.
He's holding his package.
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