my thanksgiving menu

should you find yourself at my house on Thanksgiving/ Columbus Day this is what I will probably be serving:
  • roast turkey with gravy
  • apple stuffing
  • mashed potatoes
  • cranberry sauce
  • autumn vegetables
  • red wine
  • me drinking too much and saying something inappropriate, embarrassing my guests and ruining my own party
  • apple pie

3 comments:

Ubermilf said...

"autumn vegetables?" you really don't know what you're talking about, do you?

Anonymous said...

absolutely no clue. I just wanted to make a joke about getting drunk.

Fella said...

I'll have seconds on "uncomfortable silences" please.