Man, 21, Misses Bottom Step, Plumments Six Inches to His Death

Walking down the stairs this morning I was kinda groggy. When I thought I had gotten to the bottom, I hadn't and entirely missed the last step. The fall wasn't long enough for my whole life to flash before my eyes, but I did get an image of me picking my nose in kindergarten, and then one more of me picking my nose in University.

Keep on Trangling,

Anthony

12 comments:

Ubermilf said...

I would mock you mercilessly, but I've done that before and it hurts.

Oh, what the hell. Please choose one:

Walk much?

Have a nice trip, see you next Fall!

Your nincompoopery amuses me. Quite.

Fella said...

And there's more where that came from. Your death was foretold in our penguin prophecies.

Anonymous said...

Ubie- it didn't really hurt. I think I landed well, just later than expected.

Flesh- I'm sure the newspaper coverage of your death will be at least as good as mine. Especially if the penguins had gotten you, but alas it is too late.

Penguins- Hah, you're dead.

Lester T. said...

didn't i hear about a postal worker measuring the height of steps on his route? was that your house?? seriously, a guy could get killed!

Fella said...

Effing dead penguins.

Scarlet Hip said...

Perhaps you should join NPA - otherwise known as Nose Pickers Anonymous.

Anthony: "Hi, my name is Anthony and I'm a nosepicker."

NPA Group: "Hi Anthony."

diadima said...

ha, you're awesome

Anonymous said...

lester- it might have been my house, but it happened inside. I tyhink a mail delivery person has only been inside my house once and they were waiting for me to pay them a custom's fee.

Nick's Ghost- I concur

Brooke- I'm actually already a member. The cookies are great.

Dia- You are too.

Anonymous said...

I had my life flash before my eyes once, but it was a cartoon, so I knew Iw as not really gonna die.

Anonymous said...

I'ma bit drunk so I don't know if I get it. You'tre saying that your life is a cartoon? I'm confused.

Anonymous said...

I'm not really sure there is any sense to be had. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

That's ok. I often say things that make little to no sense and then stare blankly at whoever I just said it to. A lot of people think I'm insane. They may be right.