Childhood Meme

The Meme: What 5 Things do you miss about your childhood?

I got tagged by Brooke. If she's lucky I won't throw any snowballs at her.

Rules to this meme:
Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump every one up one place. Add your blog's name in the #5 spot. Link to each of the other blogs for the desired cross pollination effect.

1. It's the End Of The World As We Know It
2. More Than My Luggage
3. Modigli
4. Babbling Brooke
5. Anthony Pereira

Next: select new friends to add to the pollen count. Of course, no one is obligated to participate, but what's the fun if you don't play along? On that note, feel free to tag yourself if I didn't list you here, but you'd like to do it.

Diadima
Nick
Übermilf

So, the five things I miss about my childhood are:

1. Being allowed to be imaginative. My childhood was dominated by imagined games. Even in my pre-teen years when normal kids were figuring out how to be sluts, me and my band of nerds were running around in a world all our own that existed no where but in our minds. Coincidentally the world of make-beleive started to fall apart the same day I serendipitously found a porn mag. You can taste the loss of innocense.

2. Bill Nye the Science Guy. I don't think I really need to explain why. That guy rocked my socks off.

3. Sleeping over at Michael's house. My best friend when I was a kid lived next door to me. He also had every toy imaginable. And a Nintendo. A FREAKING NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM. Oh and a VCR. I may have had a computer, but just how much Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego and SimCity can a young boy play? I wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

4. Having a work ethic. Back in the days of not having cable and an internet yet to be opened up to the average person so we could all partake in porn and poo jokes, I was the master of homework. I used to kill those assignments dead. Then the money situation improved and we got cable. A bit later we hopped on the AOL bandwagon of the mid-nineties. I don't think I've read a whole book since. But I have typed "OMG ROFLMAO!!!" in a Nickolodeon Chatroom on AOL, not recently, mind you.

5. Having fun in the Winter. As an adult I can't stand the winter. I'd gladly give both my eyes to never see snow again. As a child though I could stay outside for hours and hours in temperatures that must have been somewhere near absolute zero (this is Canada afterall). Winter meant a whole range of activities that made the summer seem less cool that my grandparents rapping. I never much enjoyed watching or even playing hockey, but something about a tiny ice rink in a backyard made with a garden hose and lots of patience made hockey tolerable. I used to make a huge pile of snow from the driveway and dig a big hole out of it and hide things in it to find in the spring (there's the nerd again...). But nothing came even remotely close to the giant 30 kid snowball fights that used to happen on my street back when there were lots of kids. The day would be spent stockpiling snowballs and building ramparts along the huge mounds the plows made on each side of the street. Then as the sun set the kids from each side of the street would face each other from either side of no mans land and all hell would break loose for a hour or so. Sure some small kids would inevitably run home crying, but looking back on it, I can't really think of many more exciting moments in my life.

Keep on Trangling,

Anthony

22 comments:

Fella said...

God, I loved where in the world is carmen sandiego.

And the TMNT.

What is this being tagged thing? I have dodged the bullet so far.

Scarlet Hip said...

I would think that the world of make-believe would have erupted - literally - when you found the porn mag. Granted, the fantasies would have been of a different sort....

Glad you responded to the tag. Remembering happy moments from childhood is always good for the soul.

Good times.

Now tag Nick!

GingerSnaps said...

i have no idea how to do this...it took me like 4 months just to figure out how to post a picture

Ubermilf said...

Drat again! This is time #2... I hate answering questions.

Anonymous said...

Nick, getting tagged is kinda like getting your faced smashed in with a brick. Thanks Brooke!

Brooke, you're quite right about the porn. It seems a lot of adults have imaginations limited to sexual fantasy. It's sad, really. I thought I already tagged Nick... did I skip a step?

lilred, it's all copying and pasting. No real work.

Ubie, succumb to the peer pressure. Do it, everyone else is. Etc.

Scarlet Hip said...

You're welcome Anthony. Was it good for you too?

Fella said...

I think I may have been skipped. That's too bad. Really. I am visibly sad.

You know Anthony, before you told me what it was like I was imagining what it was like and the only thing I could come up with was "brick in the face" so it's good to know my instincts are still pretty good.

GingerSnaps said...

nicky-poo..are you crying??

here, heres a picture of some boobies for you to cheer you up

www.nickwisheshecouldtouchem.net


is that better?

Loz said...

i was the grand master champion of where in the world is carmen san diego. i'd give my left nipple to play it again.

GingerSnaps said...

cripes, are you on vacation with nick or something? its like you guys dissapeared of the face of north america.

Anonymous said...

Loz- I actually still have my floppys. Maybe I'll try to install it one of these days. I also still have the 1992 world almanac it came with.

Lilred- Quite the contrary, i haven't even had a day off work in a week and a half despite Canada Day being a statuatory holiday. Other people not working means I have to work more. Damn service industry.

GingerSnaps said...

I see, i was wondering why youve had the same crazy blog on here for so many days.

btw, i still have my nes and sega genesis. i whip then out and play some mario/sonic old school games once in a while.

Loz said...

anthony: i think you're just saying that because you want my nipple.

lilred: i have a PS2 and the other week I was playing the Sonic one that has short versions of all the old sonic games!

Fella said...

I'm alive.

Johnny Menace said...

You Bill Nye the Science Guy isn't dead. You can still watch him. Sounds like you just turned your back on Bill. http://www.billnye.com

Anonymous said...

lilred- My NES is lost. I still have my SNES though.

Loz- I sure could go for some nipple...

Nick- Congratulations. Me too.

Johnny Menace- I know he's alive. The point isn't that the things on my list are gone forever, the point is they are from my childhood.

GingerSnaps said...

geez i totally missed the science guy part. i loved his crazy assistant..what was her name??

btw, snes is not the same.i have bubble bobble also and tetris for my nes.dammit i forgot to mention i still have my gun and the original duckhunt game

CheyenneWay said...

you had Bill Nye the Science Guy while i had The Blood Hound Gang from 3-2-1 Contact. That show rocked my world and TBHG was only a 5-10 minute mystery episode! I forget what the rest of it was about.

GingerSnaps said...

HORRAY FOR BOOBIES!!

is that the bloodhound gang your speaking of??


anthony, where are you?dont you have a computer at the video store?

Brian said...

Guys...you can play Duckhunt at ebaumsworld.com Its not as good as playing with the bright orange gun, but the nostalgia exists.

GingerSnaps said...

im pretty sure my gun is grey with an orange stripe..

Scarlet Hip said...

Anthonyyyyyyyyyyyy....where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.