As grandfather earth taught us many moons ago, I will teach you as well. Gather some fruit and tobacco. Take this to the forest at sunrise and bring a few friends as well. Pass out the fruits and tobbacco to all your friends. Then have them hurl it at you as hard as they can. Who takes their friends into the woods that fucking early!
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No, sweetie, no. Just rest, have some chicken soup, some orange juice, some echinacea.
I wish I could be there to plump your pillows for you.
lol, im wondering how many people will not know what that is ubie..echinacea(im not saying that becasue i dont know, because i do)
oh, and poor baby boy. if you were locked in ubies closet i think she would take good care of you.
Echinacea: (noun) - burrowing spine-covered monotreme of Australia having a long snout and claws for hunting ants and termites
I think you make it into a thin broth, although at a push you could chew on the spines
echinacea works.
i take a few tincture drops when i start getting cold symptoms and i'm good as gold the next morning.
oh, im gonna try that
is "at a push" the same thing as "in a pinch"?
Anthony - Don't listen to these loons, just get some Gin. It makes a man mean, you know.
the loons?? nick, you shouldnt call us names so close to your birthday.
Weren't you just requesting that I mkae fun of you, like, yesterday? Make up your mind woman!
Chicken soup, sleep, apple juice, saltines, and Nyquil.
And you can borrow the starter pistol from my blog if you want to start shooting. ;)
As grandfather earth taught us many moons ago, I will teach you as well. Gather some fruit and tobacco. Take this to the forest at sunrise and bring a few friends as well. Pass out the fruits and tobbacco to all your friends. Then have them hurl it at you as hard as they can. Who takes their friends into the woods that fucking early!
one part nyquil one part vodka 2 parts club soda, fix ya right up!
I'm just getting over my cold so I can sympathize!!
-LMK
na na na na na na nick is a poopyhead!
I used my own remedy.
-Orange Juice
-2 Kit Kat bars
-Cheese and Crackers
-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory DVD
-Tissues
-Hand Sanitizer
I had to work today. It sucked. Ass.
if you sucked ass your going to have to sanitize your mouth too little boy..
work when you're sick?
gross.
Hmmm... Willy Wonka DVD, tissues, hand sanitizer. Disturbing image
I didn't want to work but there was no one to call in.
bastards!
Cheer Up Charlie!
Nick! You f***ing bastard. I'll get you for that.
Ha HA!
i miss something? i hate bieng on the outside of jokedom. Knock Knock. Whos's there. CheyenneWay. Leave before we call the police again.
It's a Willy Wonka joke that is so last month.
I'll show you 'so last month'!
This post is close to being "last month."
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