I was bored so I checked out my current standings.
On Yahoo I rank:
#10 for analanimalsex
#22 for cumswallower
On Google I'm:
#13 for analanimalsex
and, drumroll please...
#1 for cumswallower.
In similar news, Nick is the #31 cumswallower on Google and the #11 cumswallower on Yahoo. Google being the primier search engine according to the Canadian Institute of Search Engine Ranking (me), I think it is safe to say I am the number one cumswallower on the internet, despite the fact that even Nick is beating me over at Yahoo.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
Edit:
I forgot to add some of the more interesting search terms that people have used to find me recently:
pretty yonug girl
"cambridge is for lovers"
Kirstey Alley (twice)
exaggerationtraz (thrice)
spoog by definition
Natalie Portman face prop
GIRLSGIRLSGIRLS
64 comments:
Cumswallower analanimalsex to you, my friend.
That can be the secret password to our clubhouse!
Why does Nick hate me? Did he say anything to you? I am aggrieved.
I'm proud to say that I was reading your blog before you were the #1 cumswallower!
Cumswallower analanimalsex
There is no way you are a more popular cumswallower than me on Google! Fuck! Well, I'm ahead of you on Yahoo so I guess it's a wash.
What's with Ubie?
You... you... don't hate me? *sniff* I want to hear you say it.
Ubie, since you called me a comment whore, I'm calling you a cumswallower. But only to raise Anthony's status for google cumswallowers.
I meant comment whore with the utmost respect and love. You know that.
And that's how she meant cumswallower.
Thank you Nick. That's what I was going to say. I love Ubie - cumswallower or not.
Nick, did you just spam yourself?
Daily, nightly and ever so rightly, brooke.
Cumswallower Watch:
#3 Google
animalanalsex watch:
#2 Google
Well done, sir.
Congratulations Anthony! I just googled cumswallower (all one word of course) and....drumroll please....
YOU ARE NUMBER ONE!
Oh you already knew that. Rats.
Analanimalsex to you
Analanimalsex to you
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Analanimalsex to you!
Now blow out the candles!
"cambridge is for lovers"...if you can find love amidst the reek of the potatoe chip plant, but I guess that'd all depend on where in Cambridge.
cumswallower and analanimalsex are getting tired though....and all one word, so only one chance of drawin people in...I suggest
goatsperm martini
somebody googling martinis could get a surprise some day?
.... cumswallower, analanimalsex, goatsperm martini
Either I've become used to it, or they've changed something over at the Lays factory because I haven't noticed that oh so distinct scent lately.
BTW Dan Quayle rather enjoyed potatoe chips too.
Speaking of tired... sheesh.
Are you calling me tired?
yea I think my problem was that I wasn't workin out there much the past two months...went out yesterday morning though and I was overwhelmed.
the dan quayle thing.
You're really climbing the rungs of the cumswallowing ladder.
Your folks must be proud!
I was thinking about changing your name on my bloglist to "Anthony Cumswallower". What are your thoughts?
Analinguist. Analicker. Analubricant.
Brooke - how about Cumswallowin' With the Oldies?
Yeah, how about it Brooke?
I'll Dan Quayle you, Nick!
Undie, I'm pretty much the King of Cumswallowia. #1 at Google and Yahoo.My parents had a big family dinner for me and flew in my grand parents from heaven and everything.
Brooke, I'm thinking you go with Cumswallowin to the Oldies
seriosly it need to stop with all the anal sex with animals and the eating of man seed it's getting crazy old
I'll Crazy Old you, you filthy cumswallower! Actually, as I don't know that you swallow cum, per se, I shall retract that and be done with it, altogether.
Dan Quayle this. (*grabs junk*)
Nick, you don't get enough sleep. You'll never grow up to be a big strong boy unless you sleep. And eat your veggies.
And what are the benefits of being this "big strong boy" that you speak of?
The Girlie Girls
ooh yeah, the girlie girls
girlie girls LOVE anthony
did i kill the dog?
more importantly, did you kill the boys?
great movie.
Fuck Google, I think I may be beginning to mentally associate "anthonypereira" with the gag reflex.
I demand a new post.
i second that demand
he'll post when he's good and goddamn well ready
this is blogger, where the needs of your readers are far more important than the needs of the writer.
i support the motion for a new post.
Well I demand one million dollars. And it hasn't been a week yet. Seven hours left.
adhwvy
Anthony doesn't have word verification yet
I think you made that acronym up.
prove it
People said I was stupid, but I proved them!
Do you guys celebrate Halloween up there? I am so psyched. Autumn is my favorite favorite favorite season!
I love to go to the pumpkin patch, and the haunted house, and carve pumpkins, and put up decorations.
And I love the smell of burning leaves and fireplaces. And the weather is soooo nice, just a bit brisk. And I love carmel apples. And the sky seems bluer. I even like to rake leaves! Then we jump in 'em.
I love autumn!
Yes. We do celebrate Holloween. I don't think it's an American only tradition. And if it is, it's probably old enough that the loyalists brought it with them after being tarred and feathered.
Autumn is also my favourite time of year and Halloween my favourite holiday. It's often a bit cold by the end of October. I can remember wearing my costume over a snowsuit a couple times, although I'm sure that has been done in Chicago too.
I was thinking of dressing up as Pat Robetson, but the people at the costume shop had just sold the last sphincter outfit.
i LOVE the fall. my favourite thing about the fall is the whole style of it. i love wearing warm sweaters and jeans. it's so comfortable and perfect to walk around in the afternoon with the sun on you and the leaves changing all around
plus- the halloween pub at glendon is wicked fun.
I have no preference. Spring, Fall, Summer, Winter... they are just alternate methods to measure the time until we die.
We have no Halloween here. Sure, there's an October 31st but we don't think of it as being special.
There's no dressing up, or trick or treating or jack o lanterns. Last year I was working for a Canadian boss and she made us have Halloween day at work where you were supposed to dress up to win prizes. It didn't fly.
Stupid Canadians, always forcing their tired beliefs on everyone else.
Yeah. They made me watch hockey and eat cheese.
oh nicky, your sarcasm knows no end.
plus- halloween is a celtic tradition that was brought to north america.
stick that in your peace pipe and smoke it.
I love Hockey and Cheese!
This is getting ridiculous you filthy cumswallower. NEW POST!
[Nick] You may (or may not) be interested to know that there is a reasonable legal case to be made that Pat Robertson violated Federal Law - http://writ.news.findlaw.com/dean/20050826.html
The thrust of it is that Pat Robertsons comments constitute a threat, punishable by prison, irrespective of his so-called retraction, stating that he didn't mean "assassination". I doubt any Federal Prosecutor would have the balls to prosecute him, though.
God Damn. If I was a federal prosecutor, I would be all over that shit. Like fleas on a dogs balls.
This is your final overdue notice.
Failure to submit a new post with 1 (one) working day could result in your computer self-destructing.
Antonio needs to be coaxed gently into writing.
Perhaps if someone were to massage his shoulders while he sat in his chair, her busom resting lightly against the back of his head while her fingers expertly wrung the tension from his shoulders, then leant forward seductively and ever-so-gently sucked his earlobe and whispered "Please, pretty please write a new post?"
Maybe then he would.
im on it ubie! *flies to canada on her super-secret invisible wonder woman jet*
I get the feeling that if anthony doesn't post you'll tear down the internet, is this true?
i second that.....will you ?
Wow Anthony, it seems that these people really want you to post another entry.... I guess it's cause they don't get to hang out with you in person... haha, suckers! You're all missing out!
Yeah? Well at least our... names are blue? Take that, you fiends!
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