This chair, which for the last 15 years has been reserved for various indoor and outdoor painting jobs, was originally intended to be a temporary measure when I moved back home from residence. You see, my shopping trip to buy a new chair was supposed to happen in april '04, but I got kinda busy. First I had to find a job, then I had to work at that job, then I got annoyed with that job so I had to find another one, then I had to work at that other job. Before I realised it, a year had passed and I still had my temporary chair.
Although I complained about it for more than a year I think I maybe got a bit attached to the chair. Maybe I should name it. Starpie. Or Cletus. I dunno. I'm not very good at naming things. On a completely different, and very random note, I need to shave. It's been a week and my face is really itchy. Itchy like a fox.
Oh and for those of you who wanted naked pictures of me, here you go. It's sans face, but that is just in case I ever go into politics. You know, plausable deniability... Well I'm not quite naked, I've got socks on and I'm in the process of destroying a roll of paper towels.The picture is actually from an event I blogged about in June, when I had far too little to drink to explain why exactly I was naked.
Keep on Trangling,
Anthony
40 comments:
I will not speculate as to why paper towels were necessary.
Nice legs.
Good abdominal definition dude. Respect.
Nice bod! Love the socks :-)
i think the abdominal definition you're referring to is his rib cage.
but still...
HAWT!
Adria's right, that's a whole lot of rib cage. You should see the crap I eat to look like this. Well at least I'm smart.
This is going to be March in the "Men of Blogger" calander.
March? I'm better than that crap-month.
omgod. i will be working all day on this "men -of-blogger" calender
thanks nick!
btw, anthony seriously, how did this picture happen?
are those swiffer paper towels?
i feel like im watching porn!
i think i can explain it red:
take a guy who weighs about 95 pounds soaking wet and add lots of booze plus an audience of teenage girls and a few digital cameras floating around, bake at 375 and voila!
you get some lovely candid photos of anthony mostly naked trying to cover up with 2ply.
I'll have you know I weigh 150 pounds DRY, and there was only one digital camera.
Anthony has hairy legs.
dianna, i was gonna say that, but he seems very sensitive.
and teenage girls, c'mon??
couldnt you get an audience of grown-up girls?
But teenage girls are so much... younger.
I'm putting in my order for the men of blog calendar now. Here's my dollar.
You are nothing more than a smelly Pirate hooker
brooke, im really gonna do it. really. how much fun would that be?? i am so excited. my progress has been slow today though as i have been playing the new dora the explorer candyland game. the little shit beats me every time!
A smelly pirate hooker? Ah, now there's a insult I like. To Nick's blog... now!
to go back to the paper towels for a moment, I believe there were due to a really bad case of mud butt
A bagoda is a wine thingy!
mud butt? what was he doing , giving his ass a facial?
does he have zits on his ass? i need to know this.
why?
mudd butt is what happenes after eating too much taco bell
haha, i was right about the teenage girls.
also, red: he's portuguese, and he's a man. with those factors-he's lucky he's not sporting a hair sweater.
i give it ten years.
It's been a busy night.
Teenage girls giggle more, and grown up girls just get annoyed with me and leave.
I've been a smelly pirate with a hook, but never a smelly pirate hooker.
No zits, but I do have a luxurious mane down there.
Eww Taco Bell!
If you were a pirate with a hook, I'd be very careful cleaning your mud butt.
I'd be more worried about #1.
im glad you didnt eat taco bell. i could just imagine what your "mane" would look like after eating taco belll.(gross i cant beleive i just said that)
oh, and trim that shit, your last girlfriend just called me and said she has permanent eye damage from your hair poking her eyes out
oh, and she said you smell really bad.
And, she lost her earring. Did you ever find it in the underbrush?
i think it got snagged in the paper towel. some teeny-bopper probably took it when she was looking for his lost winky in the bounty roll.
btw anthony, i am really crabby right now and your profile picture really cheers me up. have any other crazy pics we should see?
(i am making a calender remember)
this is tremendous; a new profile picture, some soft porn (sorry, no pun intended) and johnny depp.
why do i wait so long to come back?
"Teenage girls giggle more, and grown up girls just get annoyed with me and leave."
...and now matter how old you get, those teenage girls stay the same age!
not that i dont like looking at your hairy legs, but POST SOMETHING NEW PLEASE!!!
I would just like to confirm the fact that he does in fact, have a hairy ass.
I think we should use this device to decorate Antonio's body hair.
maybe we'll let dianna decorate his asss witht hat since she seems to have already been to the scary place...
Ode to thy computer chair
by CheyenneWay
Oh computer chair you make my day
No more numb butt or terrible back pain
Hours and hours of internet fun
Long live the beast and fuck the sun!
Fin'
I remember getting my first nice computer chair. I've named her Donut and she's teh best eva!
Now whats this about a calendar and where do i send my pics?
anthony is slowly falling out of the calendar line up becaue he wont write a new post!! what are you on fuckin vacation??
He's busy braiding and beading his ass hair.
Then he shakes it on stage and says, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
rick james is the original superfreak.
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