I just checked my stats and it turns out someone recently found my blog by searching for "cumswallower" over at Yahoo! Turns out LilRed once used that term in a comment. Now I'm the #62 "cumswallower" on the internet.
My friend Nick, not the Sacrlicious one, but the one I went to highschool with and comes round here now and then as Boots and other random names, made fun of me by calling me a "cum dumpster" when I told him the news. I retaliated with the standard "You are." Then he said he was "cum free since 83." I then used my superior logic to prove that he has, in fact, not been cum free since 83 and that he is producing and storing the raw material for cum as we speak.
That was useless but I thought if I told that story I'd be able to say cum a bunch more times. Websearch responsibly.
Keep on Trangling,
Anthony
35 comments:
and if you type in cumswallower pereira, you're number one.
booyeah.
i just choked on the cum i was swallowing while reading your new post mister pereira.
oh and analanimalsex
(just to see if someone will search it)
now that's the kind of responsible searching I was talking about Adria.
Be careful when you're swallowing that cum Red, we don't want any accidents. I defintely hope someone searches analanimalsex. I wanna be number 1.
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You should be the number one cumswallower on the net in no time! And I can say I knew you when you were only 62.
well you're not in the top on hundred for analanimalsex. but britney, j.lo and HILARY DUFF are.
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I checked google and I'm the #32 cumswallower there.
oops I forgot.
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Just thought I'd say that I did the search, and you came up as #66 - so you must have dropped a few ranks... and I went and checked all the sites #1-65 just to make sure that there was some cum-swallowing activity and that you weren't being cheated out of a better ranking.
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That's our Kallun, willing to subject himself to 65 websites about cumswallowing just to help out a friend.
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You know, speaking as someone who hasn't been around the blogosphere in a week, this was a highly disturbing comments section to happen upon. I wonder if anyone hit "next blog" and saw this post? I would loved to have seen their face. Anyway, analanimalsex and cumswallower to all.
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I'm pretty sure the ranking systems work on the number of times the entry is clicked as well as the closeness of the match. So everyone should just start navigating to this blog via analanimalsex and cumswallower in google, etc.
As for the production and use of the cum in question, is this like a lava/magma thing, its not truly cum until ejected, and so is only the "raw material for cum"?
Kallun- You're such a champ. Way to take one for the team!
Nick- I certainly hope someone got here inadvertanly. I hope they pooped themselves. I also hope it was a nun.
LilRed- I think that's swell idea. I bet I'll win. Strike that, I KNOW I'll win.
analanimalsex analanimalsex, Jr.- I suggest you analanimalsex. Analanimalsex is really your only analanimalsex.
Aaron- Close, but magma and lava are essentially the same thing. Semen, however, is stored in the male reproductive system in seperate elements that are mixed right before ejaculation.
I think i miageht have just hasd anaimaldanals ex with some kind of furrry creature.
and i think lilred has gone all googly from the experience
ahem.
new post, please?
You know why I respect Loz? She knows what she wants and she's not afraid to ask for it.
Now give us a new post before I animalanalsex up in this bitch.
Analanimalsex Amen to that!
Tonyboy likes to be begged.
Please... Antonio... I can't live another day without a new post from you... I love you so... I need you... I crave your warm embrace...
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How come you never crave anything from me? What does AP give you that I cannot?
You are now the #73 cumswallower and my web browser will never be the same.
It's his blog and he'll post when he wants to
animalanalsex im sure it was the animalanalsex booze and not the animalanalsex post nickie poo.
actually i think anthony should keep this post up for another week...i really like it.
(ubie, loz and nick, im trying reverse pschcology, think it will work?)
Well, for one thing, you never get off that damn saddle...
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