Look how terrible the resolution is! Oh my!So Nick declared war on me. Something about Canadians must really piss him off, or so one might assume after two wars with Adria and now this. Sure he hasn't announced it yet, but he assured me via MSN that my defeat would be swift.
To help prepare myself for the coming danger I've devised a colour-coded chart (as is the custom). I haven't figured it out yet, but if I were to choose randomly I'd have to say that the current threat level is blue. Security has been increased at my airports and also my underwear drawer.
I'm currently looking for allies. If you have a large stockpile of weaponry and enjoy the use of MS Paint you're probably what I'm looking for.
In lieu of this whole war thing I am forced to remove Nick from his cushy job as Minister of Early Morning Questions, he will also lose his enormous Minister's pension. I'm going to bed, but first, a peanut butter sandwich.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
14 comments:
If I weren't at war with you, I would tell you that your chart is brilliant and fucking funny. Unfortunately we are at war, therefore I won't say it.
nwkaaitbw - Nick Will Kick Anthony's Ass In This Blog War.
MS Paint is the only program I have on this thoroughly fucked up computer. I will therefore assist where needed. Please provide directions for my first mission.
Pt. Loz (Dirty Foreigner)
You traitor!
shhhh.
Yeah if by "wave" you mean "poop". Wait... Poop of the future doesn't make any sense. You know what else doesn't make any sense you not surrendering.
Don't make us call the British Army to burn down the White House again, because we all know how that war ended: no decisive settlement of conflicts, a long uneasy peace and then a hundred years of Canada suckling at the teat of Lady Liberty.
Suckle bitch!
This isn't a war. A war would have two sides.
MS Paint is not even in the same league as InDesign.
We'll let you Canadians pretend you have design software just like we let you pretend you have a real country.
This war isn't about me thinking that MSPaint is actually better (which in support of the War Cause, for the moment, I do). It is about my unalienable right to use outdated and outmoded programs to quickly create what I would like to term "disposable images." Remember, I didn't declare war, Nick did. He's the agressor, not I. Sure I could make things that look perfect, but what is the fun in that?
Is it not more fun to revel in mediocrity? In an ever-changing media world, is it not comforting to know that MSPaint will always be the same, that it's easy to use interface, and low quality results, will be there even when the InDesigns and PhotoShops of the world have been replaced by the chosen imaging software of our new Intergalactic Masters?
Hmmm... your argument has some merit. But you're still espousing the evil Microsoft. Poop on Microsoft!
Poop!
So it's true, Nick is a cumswallower.
You knew it.
word veryifcation:
qqqqbho Try to make something with that!
I learned it from watching you!
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