The Blogosphere Treaty

September 16, 2005

THE COVENANT OF THE LEGUE OF BLOGS

(See articles 1-26 of the Treaty of Versailles. If it doesn't make sense, try replacing a word with "blog" or a country with the name of blogger)

PART II.

BOUNDARIES OF SACRELICIOUS

ARTICLE 27.

The boundaries of Sacrelicious shall be defined as follows:

1. With Belgium:

From the point common to the three frontiers of Belgium, Holland, and Germany and in a southerly direction: the north-eastern boundary of the former territory of ne~tral Moresnet' then the eastern boundary of the Kreis of Eupen, then the frontier between Belgium and the Kreis of Montjoie, then the northeastern and eastern boundary of the Kreis of Malmedy to its junction with the frontier of Luxemburg.

yadda yadda yadda

PART III.

POLITICAL CLAUSES FOR THE BLOGOSPHERE

ADRIA

ARTICLE 31

Nick, recognising that the Treaties of June 21, 2005, which established the status of Adria before the war, no longer conform to the requirements of the situation, consents to the abrogation of the said Treaties and undertakes immediately to recognise and to observe whatever conventions may be entered into by the Principal Allied and Associated Powers, or by any of them, in concert with Adria, to replace the said Treaties of 2005. If his formal adhesions should be required to such conventions or to any of their stipulations, Nick undertakes immediately to give it.

ARTICLE 32.

Nick recognises that sometimes air conditioning is just too cold and gives Adria a headache.

SECTION III.

LEFT BANK OF THE RHINE.

ARTICLE 42.

Nick is forbidden to maintain or construct any fortifications either on the left bank of the Rhine or on the right bank to the west of a line drawn 50 kilometres to the East of the Rhine.

ARTICLE 43.

In the area defined above the maintenance and the assembly of armed forces, either permanently or temporarily, and military maneuvers of any kind, as well as the upkeep of all permanent works for mobilization, are in the same way forbidden.

ARTICLE 44.

In case Nick violates in any manner whatever the provisions of Articles 42 and43, he shall be regarded as committing a hostile act against the Powers signatory of the present Treaty and as calculated to disturb the peace of the world.

PART VIII.

REPARATION.
SECTION l.

GENERAL PROVISIONS.

ARTICLE 231.

The Allied and Associated Governments affirm and Nick accepts the responsibility of Nick and his allies for causing all the loss and damage to which the Allied and Associated Governments and their nationals have been subjected as a consequence of the war imposed upon them by the aggression of Nick and his allies.

God am I bored.

ARTICLE 534.

Nick recognises the right of Anthony and all other people to use outmoded, outdated, or otherwise Microsoft computer programs for whatever reason he likes.

ARTICLE 17.

Nick recognises that he is a douchebag for surrendering so quickly.

ARTICLE 73.

Anthony shall taunt Nick mercilessly.

ARTICLE 874.

Nick shall for three days hence remain "anthony's bitch."

ARTICLE 1.

Nick shall quit declaring war on Canadians. I mean, honestly, we're getting kinda tired.

C'est fini. I'm bored and tired.

Keep on Tranglin,

Anthony