I rarely if ever watch music videos, but I was in a mood today. That is until Alberta's goateed goldilocks had to make his appearance. In a panic I switched over to MuchMoreMusic.
Commercial. Not perfect, but at least it wasn't that piece of crap I just escaped. Then that blonde pube-headed turd had to show up again. I hope Nickleback's tour bus crashes full speed into a gauntlet of everybody who enjoys their music, and then when all the fans have been crushed and the bus comes to a full stop, the entire band and it's managers, promoters et al. are dragged into the street and shot. In the knees preferably, and left to bleed to death. And I'm putting it nicely.
Also, what the fuck is up with the Bon Jovi video for "Have a Nice Day?" With all those teens you'd think that they have young fans. Well sure they had young fans, but that was in 1984. Time to grow up Jon. You too Ritchie. You don't see the Rolling Stones making videos that make it look like their fans are 16. They don't need bevies of young fans to feel young. That's what sexy encounters with highschool seniors are for.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
7 comments:
The last good thing to come out of Alberta was Wolverine.
Well and all that oil and natural gas you people love so much.
Jon is smokin' hot.
This reminds me of another reason I left the corporate world.
At my last place of paid employment, I sat next to a girl who loved Nickelback. We weren't allowed radios, but she was allowed to sing at her desk.
You think Nickelback is bad? It doesn't get any better sung by its fans.
i hate nickelback for many reasons.
i shall list them for you now.
1. chad kroeger is a bow-legged ass clown who looks and acts like he just got off the horse.
2. the band has been known to refer to their music as 'a product' and call their performances 'business and marketing' with which to sell said product.
3. every nickelback song sounds the same. none of their songs are about anything of any particular value or meaning.
4. they've spawned forth many similarly foul progeny that sound and behave exactly like them (theory of a crap band, nickelfault, etc)
5. chad kroeger has publicly trashed matthew good and i can't have nobody talkin bad about my boyfriend.
6. they're from alberta which is the texas of canada. 'nuff said.
What annoys me about Bon Jovi is that all their songs now are about attitude. "Have a nice day", "It's my life".... what the frig?
perhaps it can be arranged for Theory of a Deadman to be with them on that same tour bus, although I'm not quite convinced they aren't the SAME band with good masks on or something...
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