Yeah so I said I was going to start posting more often... oh well.
I don't care to defend myself.
Tommorow I will venture back to the land that is known as York University after an absense of more than a year. I'm filled with a mixture of terror and soul-crushing anxiety. It's wonderful. I can't seem to get my mind off of the thought of impending doom, of the academic sort. I'm also very unorganized. I've yet to mail in my signed confirmation pages for my student loan, I still need to find out where my classes are, I haven't bought a new laptop yet, and I have yet to come up with a budget or schedule for the year.
In movie news, Crash was released for rental today. Written and and directed by Paul Haggis, of Million Dollar Baby screenwriting fame, Crash is probably this year's most powerful Drama. I expect big things come Awards season. I'm not going to tell you what it is about, rather I am going to let the lack of info torment you until you break and go rent it. Iiiiiit'ssss goooood...
I recently noticed something at work, everyone that lives in this city is at least one of these three things:
A) Missing front teeth
b) A barely able to breathe idiot
c) A jerk with an enormous sense of entitlement
After dealing with a C with nothing but my best "I am doing everything I can to placate you" ability Sunday, I declared that "I hate humans, and want them all to die." My manager furrowed his brow, and a coworker chuckled. Still upset, I said "I think I'm having an allergic reaction to breathing." Manager and coworker preceded to laugh racously. I still don't think it was funny.
I was watching the BBC series "The Worst Jobs in History" the other day and one of them was to be a hired Hermit that lives in the gardens of well-off Georgian patrons. Basically you lived in a cave or alcove at the bottom of a garden, and through wandering about, speaking to no one and being an eccentric, somehow provided a valuable service. I've decided I'd like that job, even if I wasn't allowed to speak to the servants that brought me my food.
If anyone needs a hermit, you know where to find me.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
6 comments:
I can't believe Ubie and LMk read this and didn't comment. Anyway, 1rth.
I am sure you will do well at York, and hopefully there will be some hot retro chick there who loves The Graduate.
best of luck.
enjoy going back to york... the concrete mass, that it is...
see you in january tony
really, you think the hermit job would be worse than cleaning up other peoples jizz?
i hope school goes well. dont let the anxiety get the best of you..
yea for school!! whoo hoo!!! sorry, I've been sitting out in the sun all day at my school. Have fun at york, if you ever need me, you know a way or two to reach me etc....
Oh, and if you think york is a concrete mass, you should check out Trent University, all the buildings are made out of concrete, although it's been done in such a way that it looks artistic... meh. Cambridge people suck!!!!!!!
cambridge people do suck.
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