I suck at this.

And by "this" I mean everything. Well mostly just at keeping an updated blog. I needed a break. As you can tell I got increasingly angry. It was time to step away from the keyboard. This is what has happened in the last two weeks:

-I almost quit my job
-Instead, I had a long chat with my manager and now I am expecting a raise
-My Mother got really sick and spent a night in the hospital
-My Mother came home considerably better but is still not back to her A game
-Decided that even if both my parents now have high cholesterol and heart conditions I'm going to live life the way I want to, otherwise why the fuck should I live. I don't particularly like life all that much anyways. Take away peanut butter, ice cream, tzatziki and beef and I have nothing to live for at all.
-Got this week off school for Rosh Hashanah despite being a gentile. Thanks York University.
-Finally left the world of Highspeed lite, to enter the exciting world of streaming music and downloading whole movies.
-Repeatedly put off reading until I was left with no choice but to have several long reading sessions that made me want to die
-Tried to buy my mother a birthday gift with no luck
-Installed Napster to take advantage of the 8 month subscription that came with my textbook for Rock and Popular Music
-Saw "Stella" for the first time. It was so funny I thought I'd pass out
-Worked on the ass groove in my chair like my life depended on it

That's about it.
Yes, after nearly two weeks, all you get is a list. Shut your faces.

Keep on Tranglin,

Anthony

10 comments:

Loz said...

this new look is very exciting.
it's so much perkier than the black.

hope your mum is ok and you get a shitload of money (seaman?) from work.

Ubermilf said...

I too like the green and white. I hope your mom is better.

If you don't start smiling again soon I'll have to resort to extreme measures.

I don't know what those measures are yet, but they'll be extreme.

Fella said...

Damn dude, I hope your Mom is doing better. I almost lost my Mom to a heart attack a couple years ago and it was extremely frightening. I hope it's nothing that serious for your sake as well as her's.

Green sucks.

Ass groves rule!

Ubermilf said...

Ass Groves, Nick? Yes, siree, there was nothing but ass, as far as the eye could see!

Anonymous said...

Ubie, just like in the classic novel and film, the Grapes of Ass.

I'm considering upgrading to a professional design, but for now, while I'm B to the Roke I thought I'd just switch templates.

Thanks all for the well wishes for my mom.

Fella said...

Those Ass Trees are worth their weight in gold.

Loz said...

hehehe b to the roke.

Narrator said...

Stella the movie with Bette Midler?

I went to York. Thanks to the Jews for many days fiddling my cat at home.

I was just in Cambridge inhaling food at the Mongolian Grill. Love it.

Anonymous said...

Nope, Stella the Comedy Central show starring Michael Showalter, David Wain and Michael Ian Black.

Anonymous said...

Oh and Mongolian Grill? Ew! Now that will leave a dog with a bleedy bum.