A bunch of right hosers.

Thanks to these, these, these, and yes even these douches, and this douche of an undemocratic document, this douchebag convention is over.

This country needs set election dates. Then maybe those assholes would learn to work together instead of jockeying for position in multiple early elections.

I have a message for each of the parties:

To the Liberals: I've already forgiven your past indescretions, just like everyone that ever will, has. Don't screw-up your succesful economic record by giving multi-nationals handouts. The Conservatives already have a party for that.

To the New Democratic Party: I was so impressed at the way you effectively used the system in the spring to push your agenda through when the rest of the oppostion was trying to force an election that I planned on voting for you again. That is until you proved you were just as opportunistic as everyone else.

To the Bloc Quebecois: Kudos for proving how stupid the people of Quebec are. I have nothing more to say.

To the Conservatives: Way to announce your intention to force an election most of the country didn't want on the basis of one favourable poll. Too bad a poll less than a week later was unfavourable, huh? You are a bunch of slimy, opportunistic, neo-conservative Bushies who are going into their second election lacking a clear platform. You tell me you can be trusted, but trusted to do what? I'd like to know, and I think the rest of Canada' s moderates and undecided voters would too. The people of Calgary might vote for you on name alone, but don't expect everyone else to be so ignorant. While I can think of no possible outcomes worse than you forming government, it would be hillarious to watch you fumble around without the support of Parliament or the people of Canada. There is no Conservative Movement, just some loud Albertans.

Keep on Tranglin,

Anthony