If you want to stay regular and don't want to have bran muffins for breakfast - go the coffee and cigarette route. It's like roto-router for the system. Flushes ya right out.
Great conversation by the way. Next can we talk about pooping? Or are we doing that already?
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fuck you and your stupid bran muffin, Hippy!
Have you been writing? It doesn't have to be good, you can throw it away. But you have to write EVERY DAY.
Every day.
Today's topic: Eggs. What your linen closet smells like. Splinters.
Topics. Plural. Sorry.
I've become that girl that drinks to write an essay... and I have a cat!
well bran is important. keeps you regular, as does water. it's all about the fibre. and you know what? what is THIS is the new cool?
I should have warned ya, nick made fun of my for my hippie oatmeal...
you started it by insinuating that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is somehow bad for you.
I insinuated NOTHIN.
I told you that if you ate cinnamon toast crunch it would make you hungry very quickly..
Also? hurts the roof of my mouth.
How lame is this conversation?
Goodness.
That was the point Ubie, just jow lame I have become.
If you want to stay regular and don't want to have bran muffins for breakfast - go the coffee and cigarette route. It's like roto-router for the system. Flushes ya right out.
Great conversation by the way. Next can we talk about pooping? Or are we doing that already?
they make metamucil in capsule form now, so you can skip the bran muffin if you really don't feel cool.
Anthony, come rub my feet.
No I meant 100. The main page only shows 10 posts. You have to check out the 16 months of archives to see the rest. What, are you new?
fuXXing nOOb.
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