I'll get you Eh (Nick!) if it's the last thing I doooooo!

I'm only doing this because Nick did my meme.

3 names I go by:
• Anthony
• Checks
• Tony, though not very often

3 screen names I have:
• Anthony
• Degrassifan1
• Checks

3 physical things I like about myself:
• I'm shapless so clothing generally fits well and looks good on me
• Back in the day I often enjoyed my curly hair, but I've since learned to hate it and cut it all off
• I'm not ugly- by my standards

3 physical things I don't like about myself:
• I have no muscle mass- none. I'm litterally skin and bones.
• I still occasionally have to fight with acne like some greasy 15 year old.
• My curly hair, there is absolutely nothing that can be done with it, and it is very difficult to manage.

3 parts of my heritage:
• My parents both come from the Azores, a mid-atlantic Portuguese island chain.
• I'm likely a mix of ethnicities.
• Culturally I am English Canadian.

3 things that scare me:
• Big books
• Large institutions
• Being rejected by Mar... I mean Shmary Gworth.

3 of my everyday essentials:
• 9+ hours of sleep
• Procrastination
• Constant streaming information via the internet or cable television

3 of my favorite musicians:
• Paul McCartny
• Eric Clapton
• Jack Johnson

3 of my favorite songs:
• The Great Gig in the Sky by Pink Floyd
• Revolution by The Beatles
• Stephanie Says byThe Velvet Underground

3 things I want in a relationship:
• Lots of laughs
• Companionship
• Understanding

3 lies:
• I take pride in work
• "All taxes are bad" -Stephen Harper
• The American Dream

3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me:
• They way they get excited about little things
• Eyes
• Lips

3 of my hobbies right now:
• Listening to my records
• Whitling away the days
• Being unemployed

3 things I want to do really badly now (with a special someone):
• Curse Nick for making me do this
• Die- it would be better than this
• What does that even mean "(with someone special)"? As a single person I am offended.

3 careers I've considered doing:
• Highschool English Teacher
• Writer
• Civil servant in the Dept. of Foreign Affairs, preferably overseas.

3 places I would like to go on vacation to:
• Rome
• Tokyo
• Sydney, Australia

3 kid's names I like:
• Is there a seperate list of kids names seperate from adult names? I think I've always had the same name.


3 things I want to do before I die:
• Rule the masses with an iron fist
• Be proven right
• Crush the infidels

3 ways that I'm a stereotypical guy:
• I make offensive jokes
• I desire to be a dictator
• I can't eat without spilling something on myself.

3 ways that I'm a stereotypical girl:
• Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a girl.



3 people I would like to see take this quiz:
• I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy.

6 comments:

Ubermilf said...

Oh, my scrumptious pudding cup, you make me smile.

I think the three children's names refer to what you would call your future progeny.

And I know you're not a girl! I was decribing your virility and musky manliness to Mary Worth just the other day!

Anonymous said...

I know, I just couldn't think of any names, you know, because I'm not as "creative" as Nick.

Knitty Kitty said...

so many jack johnson fans I didn't know about....
very cool..

Fella said...

Shmary Gworth is totally fucking hot.

Spirit Of Owl said...

So, Mr. Tony, though not very often, you like the way they get excited about little things?

Wondering, did I put an obsession with cheap lewd double entendres on my list of things that make me a stereotypical guy?

Anonymous said...

Since I am so very perceptive, I know that none of this was a thinly-veiled reference to Nadia and my reaction to Alex's Star Wars presentation.
He acted out the entire last half hour of Empire.
We were giggly like little schoolgirls.
I quoted the entire thing as it was occuring.