I've just realized...

My birthday is in 13 days.

Somehow I keep getting older.

I found a big thick hair in my ear last week.

I've had back pain all week.

I can't sleep well anymore.

I fear I'll soon need to consider assisted suicide.

Keep on tranglin,
Anthony

8 comments:

Fella said...

How old are you going to be? 22? 23? I'll call Kevorkian you old bitch.

Fucking Bingo said...

but think of it this way... on ur birthday ur gonna get sloshed (probably more than once) with mostly free drinks!

Spirit Of Owl said...

Mostly free?!

diadima said...

i'm not even on the list of people in the order of which you value them anymore>?????

i didn't die you know- just lost my internet connection

the cheek!!

Knitty Kitty said...

geez... fantasticamazing... who can pass that up!?

I voted so get off my back!

22... i miss 22...

no wait... 22 sucked...

hope your birthday rocks.

Fucking Bingo said...

owl - mostly free drinks cuz we are poor university students.

Anonymous said...

i think we shall do something fantastic

Ubermilf said...

Happy Birthday my little pudding cup.