Cheney's Got A Gun

20 comments:

Fella said...

Dear Anthony,

WTF?!

Sincerely,
Nick

Anonymous said...

Dear Nick,

Read the news.

Sincerely,
Anthony

Fucking Bingo said...

Dear Anthony,

I like this new way of commenting. Please thank your friend for me.

Sincerely,
Nadia

Loz said...

Dear Anthony,

This is a witty and delightful bit of MS Paint work. I particularly like the title. Hunting is bad. Why couldn't it have been Cheney who got shot?

Kind regards,
Loz

Anonymous said...

Dear Loz,

Click on the picture, you will find that it is animated and therefore it could not have been created in MS Paint. Also it was not created by me. Finally, I suggest you also read the news if you are asking why Cheney isn't being shot in the image.

Sincerely,
Anthony

Fella said...

Dear Anthony,

I don't have time to read things. Please fill me in and be brief, I don't fucking have all day.

Sincerely,
Nick

Fella said...

Dear Anthony,

I googled the phrase "Dick shot". As it turns out, this was a mistake. I never thought the owrd "Cheney" would be so important.

Regrettably,
Nick

Anonymous said...

Dear Nick,

Your Vice President shot a seventy-eight year old man while hunting. I think he probably did it on purpose, you know, cause he's evil.

Stop searching for dirty things on google.

Sincerely,
Anthony

Fella said...

Dear Anthony,

Eat my ass. I read that he shot him in the face. That's pretty fucked up.

Sincerely,
Nick

Anonymous said...

Dear Nick,

I would eat your ass, but I'm on a diet and I can't eat that much fat, also the serving size is simply too large.

Sincerely,
Anthony

Knitty Kitty said...

oh my fluffy god, rock lobster is on your play list. I will be hanging out on your blog pretty much all the time now..

I did my own ode to cheney as well..

Nick?!?! I'm fuckin thousands of miles away and I knew about it before you?!

The worst was being on the bus with 2 canadian master's students and I said "cheney shot this guy!!" and they said "who is cheney?"

not knowing he shot someone I can handle (if you are in Australia)... being a canadian and not knowing who Cheney is?!

Loz said...

Dear Anthony,

Thank you for explaining the intricacies of the picture for me. I was, however, well aware of the circumstances under which Cheney tried to kill that old man. My wish was simply that it had been Cheney who wandered off into the long grass instead. You really do need to learn to take credit for work that isn't yours.

Animate this!
Loz

Loz said...

Dear LMK,

I feel I need to do a post on WHY Australia has no interest in Winter Olympics. Thank you for the inspiration.

Sincerely,
Loz

Anonymous said...

Dear Melissa,

You're welcome.

You make me hot in the pants,
Anthony



Dear LMK,

I throw things at people like that.

Sincerely,
Anthony


Dear Loz,

My appologies, I seem to have misunderstood you.

No you animate this,
Anthony

Fella said...

Dear Everyone,

Why the fuck should I care that our Vice Presisdent grazed some old lawyer with buck shot? It wasn't intentional, the guy is just fine and it doesn't effect the infrastructure of my mighty nation. Even the American News Outlets have realized it's a nothing story.

Canadian chicks rule,
Nick

Aaron said...

To Whom It May Concern,

Intentional or no, its still pretty damn funny...i hope you all caught the Daily Show last night, funniest episode EVER.

Canadian chicks do infact rule, be my valentine, have your pet spayed and neutered,
Aaron

Ubermilf said...

Dear Anthony,

Nick loves Dick.

Sincerely,

Someone Who Knows

JTT said...

omg, I just was drifting by and the "Dick Hunt" is... its just too funny! Literally, laughed out loud.

Anonymous said...

Dear JTT,

You aren't... You can't be... Jonathan Taylor Thomas of TV's Home Improvement...?

Sincerely,
Anthony

Knitty Kitty said...

Dear Anthony,
JTT rocked. Until he went nuts and sued that gay interest magazine. Keep throwing things at people..

Happily,
LMK

Dear Nick,
That shot that "peppered" the old guy? yea pellets hit his frickin heart. And your damn right canadian chicks rock..

Bite me,
LMK