Immortalized

John Candy is on a postage stamp. I know, that's cuh-razy!

I went to the post office to buy some stamps so I could be Ryan's pen-pal while he is off in the East (of Ontario) doing whatever it is he is doing. I just wanted ten of the regular Friendly Looking but Still Regal Portraits of the Queen or Gently Falling Maple Leaves or whatever regular run-of-the-stamp-mill stamps Canada Post is currently distributing, but apparently they were all out. Before I could fully comprehend the Post Office actually running out of stamps, I was offered a set of eight "Collector" stamps and matching envelope seals entitled "Canadians In Hollywood". They didn't cost more than eight regular stamps would, so I took them.

When I got it home and opened it up to use a stamp, I saw John Candy and pooped. I don't remember how I reacted, but it was probably something like, "John freaking Candy? Wow!" Weirder even than JC (coincidence, I think not!) being on a stamp, is who is also in the set; "America's Sweetheart" and the Queen of silent film, Mary Pickford; some guy I've never heard of, but it turns out he was in Bonanza (I don't think that qualifies him to be in the set really) Lorne Greene; and damsel in distress, King Kong's Fay Wray. A fairly diverse bunch, though it isn't all that impressive. I guess some of Canada's many current celebrities need to start dieing so we can make a really complete set of stamps.

Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony

9 comments:

Fella said...

How come you won't be my pen pal. I swear to god I was joking about those pictures of my penis.

Ubermilf said...

Everyone knows your penis is a joke.

Anonymous said...

will you mail me a letter with the mary pickford stamp??? or with the guy from bonanza

Fella said...

Ubie - That would have hurt if I hadn't seen it coming from miles and miles away. Predictable old Ubie.

Ubermilf said...

I'll always be there for you, Nick.

ALWAYS...

Ubermilf said...

Just like Nick!

Fella said...

TBS

Ubermilf said...

You know what's cuh-razy? Frosting-stuffed glazed doughnuts.

Anonymous said...

poop