Groggy

My apologies that it has been so long since I posted, I've been busy binge drinking. No Kidding. I pretty much crammed a whole summer of alcoholism into one long weekend and a day or two on each side of it.

I could be wrong, but based on the fact that everything I eat now makes me feel like I'm dying on the inside, there might be ill health effects from getting really drunk 5 nights in a row and eating nothing but fast food and assorted fried snacks. I'm no doctor though, so I could be wrong.

I'm back now though. I just needed some recovery time and a break.

Some News:

I was able to switch the sections of French I am enrolled in and instead of my first class of the week being at 9 am Monday and the last at 5 pm Friday, my first is at 6 pm Monday and the last 6 pm Thursday. Now not only do I have a long weekend every weekend for the whole year (except that I'll be working during those weekends) I also have the day free on Monday to go home to Cambridge and volunteer at the highschool to pad my future application to teacher's college.

Melissa and I are having a sham wedding. You're all invited. We'll be announcing a date soon. Bring a gift from Bowring. Now that I think of it, maybe we should also register at a jewelry store. Can you register at a bank? I like money.

Nick was unable to convince me that a Mac is worth paying a 50% premium. Maybe if my main needs were a little more heavy than writing papers and listening to music. I'll regret not spending the extra $500 when I decide to make that feature film.

I quit that job two weeks early. I couldn't stand it.


Here is a picture of Melissa giving birth to the Baby Jesus:

Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony

10 comments:

Fella said...

I have nothing to add.

Other than, way to pwn that jackass.

Anonymous said...

I'll come to your sham wedding if you come to my sham wedding... and remember, you must first invent a recipe for white beef gravy!!

Captain Beefheart said...

I always cry at sham weddings

Fucking Bingo said...

i have friday off too. so does brynn.

does a sham weding mean you can still have something on the sie? if not, brynn will be a wreck and i will be the only one left to comfort her. so it's ok with me.

Aaron said...

so...Anthony is jesus' daddy?

And I wasn't sure that Bridge to Nowhere, Crazy and Steady as She Goes were getting played enough on the radio, thanks for adding those.

Anonymous said...

Nick, as I said last night, I hate when people make me prove I have an ounce of intelligence in with the ton of lazy.

Dianna, deal, but I still get to inherit the library when your sham marriage collapses.

Cap'n, Just don't forget to bring a gift. The more expensive, the closer to the front you'll be seated.

Becca, I'll have to talk to Melissa, but if you promise a shiny gift I'm she'll be good with it

Nads, Don't worry, there'll be plenty of room for Brynn. I wouldn't leave her all to you.

Aaron, God is Jesus' daddy. Read the Bible you heretic. Sorry 'bout that, I don't listen to the radio or watch Much or MTV very much so I would't know what is going through heavy rotation. I'll try to post only stuff you aren't likely to hear on the radio next time.

Loz said...

I already love that Gnarls Barkley - I bought the CD last week but unfortunately I am yet to actually listen to it. Since this is the first Sam Roberts I've ever heard I'll say that's my favourite.

Best sham wishes to you and your sham bride.

Aaron said...

"I'll try to post only stuff you aren't likely to hear on the radio next time." You are commended for your future efforts.

And I guess someone will be needing a sham bachelor party, or was that what that mannequin was all about?

Anonymous said...

Loz, I too love Gnarls Barkley. Sam Roberts is Canadian and despite the fact that he hasn't become popular anywhere else in the world we still like him here, which is fairly rare. I guess he is like the one and only national success that can be atributed largely to the Canadian content laws on TV and Radio, which would explain why Aaron would complain about hearing his song so much. Those laws are the reason I don't listen to the only format of radio I can stand, because of the CRTC, classic rock radio is like a quarter Rush in this country.

Melissa, for now you're my Sham bride, but maybe we can get a sham divorce and then have a trophy wedding. More gifts.

Aaron, a sham bachelor party sounds good. Bring gifts.

Ubermilf said...

I think Melissa can do better.