Mr. Bean brought too many pens

I know I just posted, but I have nothing else to do. I don't know how I just noticed this, I guess I am just too close to have seen it, but my father has a problem. A whistling problem. All day, everyday he goes about his business whistling. Just the sheer amount of whistling could be problematic but more disconcerting is that the melodies he whistles are heavily repetitious, awful sounding, and not actual songs. I've never heard anything quite like it from anyone or anything else.

Maybe I should get him some help, or a CD or something.


Here is a picture of me drinking the beers with Tania:


Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony

14 comments:

Fucking Bingo said...

i think you mean beer. you are only holding one beer.

Fella said...

I keeps it real to a lesser extent.

Ubermilf said...

Who's Tania? She's cute.

diadima said...

i love steamwhistle.

they're the good beer folks, after all.

Anonymous said...

Actually Becca, because the word "beer" here means not the actual liquid, but an individual serving of said liquid, the proper plural is in fact "beers".

If you were right you'd have to also say "I've had three coffee today." And that would just be silly.

And even though I was being playful by saying "drinking the beers" and actually meant "drinking a beer" the sentence structure did leave freedom for me to have been referring to drinking a selection of different types or brands of beer, as in "the beers of the world".

Scarlet Hip said...

I can't stand whistling. I'd have to kick him.

Loz said...

well it just doesn't get much dead sexier than that.

Anonymous said...

Nads, that was the night of the Tim's party. Trust me, I did have many beers. I was drinking beers all night. I had so many beers I almost completed the twelve pack challenge, but I gave away two of my beers are the end of the night because my ride was leaving. I could have had the other two beers though because I was what I call "moderately drunk" (still able to stand).

Nick, can you not think of anything relevant? You do keeps it real to a lesser extent though, a person that keeps it real wouldn't actually think that the plural of beer was beer becasuse the the plural of deer is deer.

Ubie, Tania is dating Tim. You're right, she is cute, that's why I'm lucky that in the unfortunate event that they break up, or Tim dies or something, I'm Tania's back-up boyfriend. She also likes to drink a couple beers when we go out, which I find admirable in a girl.

Dia, I also love steamwhistle, but I do find that unlike some beers, it has to be impossibly cold, like starting to turn into ice, or else it tastes a little skunky.

Sio, the only time my dad isn't whistling is when he is drinking some beers, the bottles make it difficult.

Brooke, now that I can notice it, Im starting to feel the same way. I think I may have a few beers to settle the rage.

Loz, my dad whistling, or me drinking beers with Tania?

Fella said...

You'll notice how he used the words "beers" in each reply. I believe that is his way of saying "In your face, Becca".

Knitty Kitty said...

god I miss a good beer.

Anonymous said...

I bet you miss several good beers.

Fucking Bingo said...

i think the grammar nazi has gone into hiding.

Fucking Bingo said...

oh, i forgot to mention this: i love that you added that tiny tim song!

Loz said...

the beers drinking, of course. there's nothing i like to do more with beers than to drink the beers.