Bullshit

Why the fuck can't I just get my work done on time this semester? I'm a fully capable human being. I'm a (somewhat) talented writer with a knack for the sort of bullshit English profs love, so why can't I just sit down for a couple hours and just write my stupid English paper?

I'm doing so well in the classes that require little or no extra work, but this lit class with its anthologies of reading and research papers is proving too much for me. I'm such a fuck-up. I know I can do it, I just don't seem to be able to convince myself that I should do it. It seems so pointless. I think I should change majors.

Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony

10 comments:

Fucking Bingo said...

change majors to what?

Anonymous said...

"drop-out" and I'd minor in "poverty"

Fucking Bingo said...

or how about stay in school, and put your brain to good use?

Fella said...

I put my brain to good use once. I think someone used it as a paper weight.

Anonymous said...

You do not need to go to university to be successful or have money.

Tim

Loz said...

That's true.

Fella said...

You also don't need to be a policeman to catch bad guys, but it helps.

Loz said...

Being a superhero is much more effective though, and I don't think any of those guys ever went to Superhero State.

Fella said...

Superheroes aren't real.

Fella said...

why don't you dust the sand out of your vagina and do your fucking work.