You dust the sand out of YOUR vagina, fugly

Just finished my French exam. I had 92.5% going into the exam and I think I did really well. Hopefully I was able to make up that half a percentage point and get an A+ in the class.

Because I think I'm going to need it.

Oh, English Lit, why do I have to hate everything you produced before 1900, except for maybe Shakespeare and one or two other things?
I bumped into my Prof from that class today. She was all like "Ya ever gon' be handin' that essay in?"
I blathered on about getting sick and about injuring myself, and though she seemed honestly sympathetic, neither of those issues are valid excuses- they both happened after the essay was due.
She wants to have a meeting next week. That is if I survive my two exams tomorrow, including the one for that class, for which I am horribly unprepared.

My constant fear that I'm going to be exposed as a phony is becoming reality.

Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony

3 comments:

Fucking Bingo said...

can I get a ride on the English Lit hate train? My lisence to bullshit is expiring soon though, will that make a difference?

Anonymous said...

I also am sick of english lit! Seriously, what kind of crack was I smoking when I decided to make it half of my major? I should have just stuck with history...

you should change your major to french anthony!! Do it!! *peer pressure!*

Anonymous said...

All aboard the hate train.

Unfortunately there is no such thing as a major in french as a second language at Glendon. I could probably take the specialist courses quickly and try to get a minor in french lit, but that is just more lit, and in a second language so I'd probably be all dumb.