Happy Easter to those of you who believe Jesus is magic.
To the rest of you, I hope you enjoyed the long weekend.
Some news up in here:
- Julia, Dave (not the Dave from the post before this one) and I booked our flight to New York. We have three days and pretty much no money- any ideas?
- I got a space in the Explore program, so instead of coming home from New York I'll be moving on to Montreal for 5 weeks of intensive French language studies. Tuition, accommodations, course materials and food money are all provided by a government bursary. Mmm... socialism.
- Classes are now over. All I have left to worry about are exams and a couple leftover papers. The summer is so close I can taste it.
- Nick is a vagina. No particular reason. He just is.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
13 comments:
vaginas everywhere resent that comment.
Et tu, Nadia?
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Anthony, at first I thought your comment was not only derogatory to me but also to women everywhere. Then I analyzed it some more and realized your true intent. See, some guys, not all, like to have sex with women, most of whom have a vagina as I understand it. Are you saying that you want to have sex with me? It's understandable as I am a paragon of manliness, but unfortunately I must decline your offer of sexual relations. I'm saving myself for marriage. (the way God intended)
congrats on going to montreal! I guess that sorta solves your move home or stay in Toronto problem.
Nadia, I appologise to all vaginas, except Nick. Not to him.
Nick, if your goal was to see if you could make me vomit four times with a single comment, you've succeeded.
Dianna, thanks, but I don't know if congratulations are in order. It is a lottery open to all Canadian students. All I did was fill out an application form and put it in a mailbox.
In fact, that was my goal.
ooo! Nick spoke french to me... even if it was meant in a rude way it's still incredibly sexy.
That wasn't French, I think it was Latin.
French would have been "Et toi"
My vagina is useful, thus it is nothing like Nick.
Maybe Nick is Condoleeza Rice's vagina.
Useful for what? Getting people to do stuff? I've got a wallet for that.
And I never have to wipe jism from my wallet.
As far as you know.
Birthin' babies.
Let's see your wallet do that!
Hey, he tried to be sexy! I've never seen you try!
See, I really need to spend more time over here.
I only wish you had made "Nick is a vagina" as one of your tags.
Nadia, are you kidding me? I try to be sexy all the time.
I guess it just isn't working.
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