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Church strips saucy sign

This reminds me of my recommendation for the sign in front of my highschool at Easter on year, "Congratulations Jesus on Nearly 2000 Years of Successful Resurrection!"

Cannabis muffins suspected as students fall ill


I'm all for baking with narcotics, but I'd generally caution against feeding such baked goods to minors without their consent or knowledge. I must sound like such a square.

Bobby Fischer, Troubled Genius of Chess, Dies at 64

Well you want a victory, well that makes you a wisher, cause one thing is for sure, you ain't no Bobby Fischer.
Bobby Fischer, where is he? I don't know! I don't know!
Bobby Fischer, where is he? I don't know! I don't know!
Go ask your momma and make sure you listen, cause one thing is for sure, Bobby Fischer's missin'!
Bobby Fischer, where is he? I don't know! I don't know!
Bobby Fischer, where is he? I don't know! I don't know!
He's Gone!

3 comments:

Ubermilf said...

I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

You don't get what?

Fella said...

she smells.