Working at 5am sucked harder than Senator Larry Craig in an airport restroom. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say it ruined my life.
I'm going to be America's Next Top Model.
In other news I'm playing a caricature of Daniil Kharms/Russian stereotype in an upcoming play which means I have been forbidden to shave.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
6 comments:
Uh, don't you mean my couch is going to be America's next top model? Seriously Anthony, don't kid yourself, it was all about my couch.
70% couch.
26% moustach.
4% plastic covered windows.
You both need to respect my skills.
Anthony, you are one sexy bitch
wait, are you trying to be like me and blog every day?
I'm so flattered. You're like my mini-me, only you're a different sex, taller and, it seems, hairier.
much hairier. except when he's trying to spite me, but that's a homo erotic tale for another day.
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