a series of (somewhat to highly) unlikely scenes

At the Synagogue

Man: I'd like some bacon.

Rabbi: Me too.

Going through Customs

Man: I have nothing to declare... except this sickly foot-and-mouth cow.

The Kremlin: 1974

Bureaucrat: Comrades, I just had the best idea in like ever.

Comrade: What is it Igor?

Bureaucrat: Omigod it is like so totally good. A Casino... ON THE MOON!


5 comments:

Ubermilf said...

Chicago, 2008--

Nick Seaman: Look, a hobo! I won't make out with him.

Fella said...

She's mad at me because her daughter gave me a cold and apparently I'm supposed to be ok with that.

Anonymous said...

AND YOU AREN'T?!

Fella said...

Where the fuck are you?

Ubermilf said...

He's rubbing bacon on hobos for your pleasure.