in a perfect world

Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes would return from the dead and TLC would go on massive back-from-the-dead/reunion tour of the entire world. Every human being would not only have a chance to see America's favourite partially-dead, all-female R&B trio, but they would be required to. It would be like Muslims going on the Haj. After seeing TLC rock the shit out of such hits as "Waterfalls" and "Creep", each person would be forced to write a 3 page personal essay about why TLC is awesome. The person who wrote the best essay would be acclaimed "President of the World" by TLC. Then TLC would get into their spaceship thing from the "Unpretty" video and spread their message of mandatory concert attendance, literacy, world dictatorship and opposition to Scrubs to alien planets. And that is what would happen in a perfect world.