Ten Top Trivia Tips about Anthony!
- Anthony can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
- Anthony was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Anthony.
- Pacman was originally called Anthonyman.
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Anthony.
- Anthony can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Anthony into a volcano it would stop erupting!
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Anthony.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Anthony.
- The difference between Anthony and a village is that Anthony does not have a church.
In other news, I just posted something over at Queue and Eh?
Finally.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
64 comments:
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Aaron.
Mine were really funny. I just don't care.
Nick is sad.
Cheer up Nick.
Show us that smile.
What happened to that smile?
I kept being the fucking victim in Cludeo for numer uno everytime! That angers me!
/stomps off
//is not a victim!
////what's cluedo?
Anthony, my daughters won't finish their lunch.
Please come over immediately and eat it.
It's hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. The noodles are shaped like bunnies.
You know, I just realized that two can play at this game.
What do you think about that, tough guy?
Huh?
That's what I thought.
Here I'm gonna let my boy Corey take over.
who would win in a fight between Jesus and Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris could kick Jesus' bitch ass.
yeah, Jesus. I went there.
It's Nick again by the way.
Corey chickened out.
I'd actually feel special if I got more than 15 comments for a change.
Why is it two minutes faster in Cambridge than it is in the rest of the world?
Cambridge must run on Metric Time.
Esentially I'm just typing my thoughts as they occur.
I realize that I implied that I only have a thought every minute or so.
if you're not going to give your input on who would win between jesus and chuck norris, at least vote on who's beard is cooler.
that was corey again.
remember that time I said that thing about cheese? that was my greatest achievement.
Your face runs on metric time.
I like cheese.
I'm well informed of the fact you like cheese.
How could a guy named after a tire win an election?
Is there a candidate named after a tire or is that more of a hypothetical?
It could be worse your PM could be named after Pubic Hair.
That goodyear guy.
i guess there isn't one
oh, that's just a local candidate.
what's your point?
yeah.
in your face Anthony's point.
Xerox Service Codes
by Nick Seaman
01-510 The Front Door Is Open
01-511 Reinsert The Xerographic Module
01-512 Ensure All Covers Are Closed
01-513 Check That Tray 6 Top Cover Is Closed
01-540 Confirm The Attributes of Tray 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5
Are those codes actually "by Nick Seaman" are are you just transcribing them?
Why don't you two get a room.
Only if you join us Brooke.
In my opinion, Brokeback Mountain is just a chick flick without the chicks. I haven't seen it, but isn't it still the same shit? "I love you... I pine for you the rest of my life..." blah blah blah. Shut the fuck up you whiny bastards.
I don't care who's going around like a big fucking crybaby, gay or straight. I hate crybabies.
Did you see it? I could be way off base. I hate love stories, period. Unless they're funny.
Apparently there are 336 dimples on Loz. I didn't know this was going to be about my cellulite...
This has been somewhat entertaining. Bravo.
No, I haven't seen a movie since Dec. 27 when I saw Memoirs of a Geisha which was just as whiny, and even more gay I'm sure.
You're more gay, by the way.
(so's your face)
ill keep in mind that u want more than 15 responses. but i warn u, they will be retarded.
I'm sorry but I have a monopoly on retarded comments.
ok, so theyll be semi retarded. oh wait, can they just be stupid?
oh, wait, no, offensive!!! that's the ticket. offensive and funny. or maybe not always funny.
I hate to tell you...
Offensive and funny! Well played, Sounds.
Incidentally, that's one of my favorite eps.
I shall be haughty and unlikeable.
sounds like everyone has an assigned anthony-commenting job. now to comment insanely so he regrets ever saying he wants more comments.
sidenote to nick, it is a highly excellent episode.
sidenotes rule.
Your face is a sidenote.
(not you Sounds)
Is the election over? I saw something that said The Cons won.
Does that make Stephen Harper the new PM?
Yes the election is over. Stephen Harper will likely be asked to form a government by the governor general tommorow. Me so sad.
i think everyone is sad. have more pocky, that'll cheer u up.
mmmm... pocky.
It'll be okay. We've survived in the face of tyranny and misrule, you shall, too.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY!!!!
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