In just over a week I return to academia. Oh the sheer joy of it.
Kill me now.
As a consolation prize I get to leave the company which has made my part-time worker life a living hell for about two and a half years now. Fuck you Rogers, come Sunday evening I cease to be a disgruntled employee and begin life anew as an irate customer. Fuck your penny-pinching executives and shareholders and painfully incompetent middle management, Rogers. Fuck them all in their useless asses.
I bow before my new corporate master Richard Hayne, president of Urban Outfitters and supporter of Rick Santorum. Meh, so long as I get paid and get a discount. Politics are so passé. The blatantly anti-republican t-shirts sold at Urban Outfitters (even in Canada) probably don't do much for the cause anyways. Different strokes for different folks.
Five more sleeps until I move into the new place.
Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony
6 comments:
One of the finest pair of sunglasses I've owned came from UO. When they broke I went to the website to try to find another pair but, alas, it was not meant to be.
Fuckers.
Another tale of woe from Nick.
Your face is a tale of woe to attractive people.
But at least not to you.
do i need to separate you two?
anthony: congrats(?) on the new job, then. i just switched, it's taken me perhaps two years now to find a job i like, hell a job i don't *hate*. remember, there's more to life than work. plus, you might get to meet faux-hipsters like my bro at UO. thrilling, no?
Ubie is the comeback queen! I too have returned to academia. I am an official grad student. It's all very exciting.
No it's really not.
hehehe. I said comeback.
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