Notes from the Toilet: Volume 4

In just over a week I return to academia. Oh the sheer joy of it.

Kill me now.

As a consolation prize I get to leave the company which has made my part-time worker life a living hell for about two and a half years now. Fuck you Rogers, come Sunday evening I cease to be a disgruntled employee and begin life anew as an irate customer. Fuck your penny-pinching executives and shareholders and painfully incompetent middle management, Rogers. Fuck them all in their useless asses.

I bow before my new corporate master Richard Hayne, president of Urban Outfitters and supporter of Rick Santorum. Meh, so long as I get paid and get a discount. Politics are so passé. The blatantly anti-republican t-shirts sold at Urban Outfitters (even in Canada) probably don't do much for the cause anyways. Different strokes for different folks.

Five more sleeps until I move into the new place.

Keep on Tranglin,
Anthony

6 comments:

Fella said...

One of the finest pair of sunglasses I've owned came from UO. When they broke I went to the website to try to find another pair but, alas, it was not meant to be.

Fuckers.

Ubermilf said...

Another tale of woe from Nick.

Fella said...

Your face is a tale of woe to attractive people.

Ubermilf said...

But at least not to you.

ginonymous said...

do i need to separate you two?

anthony: congrats(?) on the new job, then. i just switched, it's taken me perhaps two years now to find a job i like, hell a job i don't *hate*. remember, there's more to life than work. plus, you might get to meet faux-hipsters like my bro at UO. thrilling, no?

Scarlet Hip said...

Ubie is the comeback queen! I too have returned to academia. I am an official grad student. It's all very exciting.

No it's really not.

hehehe. I said comeback.