in a perfect world
chewing gum would last not just "long" but "forever". it would be like something out of willy wonka and the chocolate factory and we would all be violet beauregard, except that we would really be ourselves and not an annoying, slightly overweight american girl from the 70's. also the gum would release spores that caused a toxic mold to grow in our brains which slowly took control over our bodies. in short time all people in the world would be infected with this brain-control mold and we would all become huge sluts. when the takeover was complete there would be a large party at the playboy mansion to celebrate the occasion. humanity would be doomed forever to be the slaves of a real slutty paristic mold epidemic. and that is what would happen in a perfect world.
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why do you type such things?
You're right, I should just post youtube videos created by other people. That is way more original and interesting.
That's not an answer. That's just being passive-agressive.
In that case, I do it to spite you.
From now on that is...
That is both an answer AND passive-aggressive.
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